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www.perpetualkid.com

Unique Gifts to Entertain Your Inner Child

“This set of 6 dry-measure cups nests neatly just like traditional Russian matryoshkas. They accurately measure 1/4, 1/3, 1/2, 2/3, 3/4 and 1 full cup, and they’re built from heavy-duty, food-safe, long-life engineering plastics.”

Only $12.99 –A rad housewarming gift.

“Every time you eat bacon don’t you wish you could taste that cured meat flavor all day long? Well, now you can! Just carry around a tube of our Bacon Lip Balm and you can keep your lips moist and meaty around the clock.”

$2.99. I know like seven people who will buy this.

It must be super fun to be a copywriter for this company.

“Made with blik Re-Stik™, these movable and reusable decals are based on the same 8-bit graphics from the original Super Mario Bros. game. This is an official Nintendo licensed product.”

$69.99(three 26″ x 40″ sheets of decals). Instant Nostalgia.

“Why is there a string tied around my finger? Oh, I remember! The tradition of tying a string around your finger to remind us of things later has been around forever. Our dainty 18 carat gold Don’t Forget Ring sweetly celebrates that tradition and reminds us to always smile, to make a difference and most of all, to enjoy life!”

$6.99 A perfect gift from bride to bridesmaid on a budget.

“Fingerstache is a set of mustache-shaped temporary tattoos for your fingers that gives the moxie of the mustache to the masses!  With 19 unique styles to choose from, the Fingerstache lets you choose the proper adornment for each occasion and is easily removed when no longer needed.”

$5.99 for 19  tats. I’m going to get these and have a dinner party…everyone gets a different fingerstache.